Friday, March 13, 2009
oh wow...today is another fri the 13th... (-_-)"
anyway, here's a funny email to share from my colleague yesterday:
New support for your personal computer, please read carefully.
INSTALLING A HUSBANDDear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from
Boyfriend 5.0 to
Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under
Boyfriend 5.0 .
In addition,
Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
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Romance 9.5 and
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Personal Attention 6.5,
and then installed undesirable programs , such as
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NHL 5.0,
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NFL 3.0 and
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Golf Clubs 4.1Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and
Housecleaning 2. 6 simply crashes the system.
* Please note that I have tried running
Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate.DEAR
DESPERATE ,
First, keep in mind,
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Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
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Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.* If that application works as designed,
Husband1..0 should then automatically run the applications
Jewelry 2.0 and
Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5 , Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1 .* Please note that
Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the
Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do,
D0 NOT under any circumstances install
Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to re - install the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0 .In summary,
Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend
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Cooking 3.0 and
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Hot Lingerie 7.7.Good Luck
Desperate
Tech Support
The Diva was here at
9:13 AM
Name : Pearline aka AhPearl